How ’bout this heat?

I live in Portland, Oregon.  In the summer, it is typically very mild, sunny and does not have the near constant drizzle that the pacific northwest is known for.  Today however, it will reach 100 degrees … or more!  This seems to cause no end of consternation among native Oregonians, or people who just like to complain.

Riding in the elevator with one of my douchebag neighbors, I’ll make eye contact and give them an east-coast “howsitgoin’?” and in return I basically get a variation of “Oh its just so HAWT out”.  I think people here actually prefer the drear and rain.  So I have decided to wander around all day and sing the asshole song.  Thanks Dennis Leary, how are you still alive anyway?

~ by drinktheline on August 15, 2008.